Bella
Franchesca Divine
by Emily Horne 1/21/13
For Bella Franchesca
Divine
Being Bowlegged's just fine
A pigeon-toed beauty
A cross-eyed cutie
Being Bowlegged's just fine
A pigeon-toed beauty
A cross-eyed cutie
Just don't ask her to
walk a straight line
See, my Bella
Franchesca
She often reminded me
of Tesla
the whirlwind of
energy she created
when she prowled
around and eventually mated
Oh, wait, did I forget
to disclose?
That Bella is my cat,
and she has 24 toes.
But hold on to your
hats, folks, this one's a doozy
My Bella, my cat, is
one helluva floozy.
A polydact, six toes
on each paw
Hemmingway's cats-
they shared the same flaw
I'm betting his cats
weren’t quite so salacious
Okay, maybe that's a
bit mean
I mean, I don't want
to be obscene
Honestly I have to say
I'm impressed.
I mean, you'd think
she'd be depressed.
Extra toes, bow-legged and cross eyed?
Appearance
withstanding she pounces with pride.
The moral of this
twisted kitty tale
Your fugly can be
right off the Richter scale
Just take a note from Bella
Franchesca Divine
Shake whatcha mamma gave
you
and you'll be one
sexy feline.
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