Thursday, January 24, 2013

Poetry: Bella Franchesca Divine

Bella Franchesca Divine
by Emily Horne 1/21/13

For Bella Franchesca Divine
Being Bowlegged's just fine
A pigeon-toed beauty
A cross-eyed cutie
Just don't ask her to walk a straight line

See, my Bella Franchesca
She often reminded me of Tesla
the whirlwind of energy she created
when she prowled around and eventually mated

Oh, wait, did I forget to disclose?
That Bella is my cat, and she has 24 toes.
But hold on to your hats, folks, this one's a doozy
My Bella, my cat, is one helluva floozy.

A polydact, six toes on each paw
Hemmingway's cats- they shared the same flaw
I'm betting his cats weren’t quite so salacious
I have a bad feeling her hoohah is... hmmm... spacious?

Okay, maybe that's a bit mean
I mean, I don't want to be obscene
Honestly I have to say I'm impressed.
I mean, you'd think she'd be depressed.
Extra toes, bow-legged and cross eyed?
Appearance withstanding she pounces with pride.

The moral of this twisted kitty tale
Your fugly can be right off the Richter scale
Just take a note from Bella Franchesca Divine
Shake whatcha mamma gave you
and you'll be one sexy feline.

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